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Just to let you know that my 1st 2 books are now in e-book and Tanken yew for all your patience 😊😊😊 twitter.com/loobeyloobey/s…
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...and so on....
Then we watched Nationwide
OV: Has Mary had Botox?
Me: How DARE you diss Mary!
OV: I amn't! Twas YOU who tolt me there's no shame in 'work'!
See, she's MAD for 'reciting' what she calls 'recitations'. It perks her up rightly. This evening I got The Boy Stood on The Burning Deck
"Get up!" I say. "And entertain me!"
"You're 53 Marian. Go home to your own house and stop torminting me."
"No. Say a pome for me."
But I have a key so I let myself in anyway and surprise her in the 'room where she's got the curtains drawn and is lying on the floor
I want TG (That Gom) to come home now. I'm SICK of him being gone and Old Vumman has taken to pretending she's not in when I call over...
... but I suppose it *could* have been a priceless mink vaz. Still, I thought it was a howl 😂😂😂😂
But all is well, it was a highly UNfragile cardigan 😊😊😊 pic.twitter.com/53FPmVfTOj
Marian's latest book
‘Myself and Hugh . . . We’re taking a break.’
‘A city-with-fancy-food sort of break?’
If only.
